Thursday, April 7

11:20 am
My Office

My balls itch.

Trying to concentrate on paperwork and they're driving me crazy.  Damned hair is growing back in.  Starting to get five o'clock shadow.

And the more I scratch -- gently because I don't want to mess up anything else down there -- the more they fucking ITCH.  Swear to God, it's like wearing a fucking wool-lined jockstrap.

Jesus Christ, does the torture never END?

6 comments:

  1. BayaderraApril 7, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    ROFLMAO!!!!!

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  2. alicefayenjbjApril 7, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    Poor baby, it's all part of reaching the goal of being a daddy again.

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  3. AnonymousApril 7, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    poor Jon...)))

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  4. blushnscarletApril 7, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    THAT'S something you want jotted down for posterity's sake. LMAO!

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  5. ChickieTApril 7, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    Hysterical! Love it! Hahahahah!!!!

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  6. JohanneApril 7, 2011 at 10:15 PM

    Just stay naked, it will itch less! LMAO!!

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